abovethelaw.com/2026/09/judge-with-infamous-a-b-c-d-f-u-sobriety-test-gets-another-year-off-the-bench Judge With Infamous ‘A, B, C, D, F, U’ Sobriety Test Gets Another Year Off The Bench
A federal judge who blew a 0.27 and flubbed his ABCs stays on paid leave through September 2027, still pocketing his roughly $250,000 salary. He'll need sober test results and senior status before he can hear cases again.
— via Above the Law, Staci Zaretsky
