https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/epzx9m/reply-guys-line-up-to-fuck-elon-musk-and-break-his-dry-spell

Noted sex-haver Elon Musk was in the news for allegedly having sex again. Musk tweeted that allegations of him having an affair with Google founder Sergey Brin’s wife were “total BS.” He went on to reply, “Haven’t even had sex in ages (sigh).”

Within minutes, simps lined up in the replies to help him out.