https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/23/who_me/

Who, Me? If it's Monday, then it must be time for another jaunt to the hallowed confessional of Who, Me? where Register readers confess their, or their co-workers', deepest darkest sins.

Today's story concerns the acquaintance of a reader. Having stuck a hand in The Register's big bag 'o pseudonyms, we shall call the miscreant "Ron".