Animal Crossing Porn Combines Villagers and the Horniness of Isolation

Animal Crossing Porn Combines Villagers and the Horniness of Isolation

4 years ago
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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v7488x/animal-crossing-new-horizons-porn-villagers-horniness-isolation-isabelle

Left alone with our thoughts while staying home to avoid spreading Covid-19, some of us are reaching incredible levels of horniness. Porn performers are fucking in hazmat suits. Furries are creating toilet paper waifus. Hentai sites are crumbling under the traffic surge. Local governments are asking citizens to please stop rimming for a bit, if we can.

Rising in tandem with unchecked sexual frustration is a national obsession with Animal Crossing: New Horizons, the newly-released Nintendo game where you're a human person living on an island surrounded by anthropomorphic animals that you have to complete tasks for in order to befriend. There's also some interior decorating involved.