https://thenextweb.com/distract/2018/07/14/people-who-send-voice-notes-are-poison/

I have a friend, and she’s great. Better than great, actually. She’s one of those people who is just incredible at everything.

She’s really smart. Like really really smart. While I spent my university years vomiting in a bar’s mensroom urinal, she was studying late in the library.